Is there some sort of 12-step program for people like me?

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I believe I may have a problem with lip balm!  I'm constantly applying one brand or another to my lips.  It's not just in the winter, it's 365 days a year - morning, noon and night.  I've even told family members to make sure I have enough for the afterlife!  You can find tubes of lip balm in my car, in my purse, at my desk in work, on my nightstand, in my kitchen, bathroom, bedroom, living room, coat/sweater pockets. They're freakin' everywhere! On the off chance I am without a tube or container of lip balm, I'll start feeling nervous because I can feel my lips starting to dry out.  On more than one occasion, I've made emergency runs to the drugstore to stock up.  I really don't have a certain brand I have to use, as long as it's not fruity or mint flavored.  I've tried, to no avail, to remember when this obsession began.  I can't be the only one who has the addiction/problem, can I?  Please - someone tell me they're as bad as me when it comes to lip balm.