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UNH Hates America (According to Latest Manufactured Outrage Story)
Is it me or are the stories where we're supposed to be outraged about something coming at a greater frequency? Now the University of New Hampshire is at the center of people pretending to be angry about... America.
Tom Brady Responds to Roger Goodell
I trust by now every reasonable person knows that Roger Goodell and his lackeys are using this completely fabricated controversy as cover for real problems the NFL has. You know, players who beat women and former players suffering from traumatic brain injuries among them...
Fan at Fenway Catches Ball Without Spilling Beer [VIDEO]
This grab would have been impressive on its own, but toss in the preservation of the beer and it is downright heroic.
Will Helium Infused Beer Be at America on Tap? [VIDEO]
If there is anyway we could make helium beer available at the next America on Tap, I would be forever grateful. Light headed, but grateful.
There is a Cemetery Clown Epidemic in America [VIDEO]
Just a warning, watching a clown wave at you from inside a graveyard at night may change your sleeping habits. Bonus: the news coverage is absolutely amazing.
Find Out What You Need to Get to Know Your Neighbors
It can be tough to get to know your neighbors these days and striking up a conversation with strangers is difficult. But there is something that makes it a little bit easier.
A Music Video So Bad It May Be the Best Thing Ever [WATCH]
Context for this? I got nuthin'. It is simply the most amazing thing the internet has hairballed onto my lap in some time and I wanted to share it. You're welcome.
Maine Brewer Offers Lobster Flavored Beer
Summertime in New England is about beer and lobster. Maine based Oxbow Brewing decided that we ought to have both at the same time. Literally.
IKEA Issues a Recall After Death of Two Children
According to the Consumer Product Safety Commission, a child dies every other week from furniture or televisions tipping over. Now comes news that a major furniture maker is recalling 27 million chests and dressers because of this issue, following the death of two children.
Watch a Grown Man Inside a Giant Water Balloon Recorded in Slo-Mo [VIDEO]
This is so strangely compelling that you'll be unable to turn away. Just when you think "huh, that was pretty neat" they roll the slow motion video and you're amazed. Yes, amazed watching a grown man inside a giant water balloon. That, my friend, is the power of the internet.
Comedian Gets Drink Thrown at Him and Reacts in Funniest Way [VIDEO]
If you go to a comedy club and sit in the front row, don't get upset and throw your drink when a comedian talks to you about banana bread. Wait, what?
Stop Demanding an Apology from Donald Trump [OPINION]
By now you've likely heard the latest bit of crazy to come tumbling out of Donald Trump's mouth. It pretty much offended everyone and the reaction has mostly been a lot of people demanding an apology. You won't hear me demanding one.
Shark Attacks Surfer on Live TV [VIDEO]
It looked more like the scene from a movie, but this shark attack is real and it was broadcast on live television. Professional surfer Mick Fanning was surprised by and eventually fought off a shark during a competition at the J-Bay Open in South Africa...
Twinkle Tush Covers Your Cat’s Unsightly Backside [VIDEO]
You love everything about your cat except that creepy (*) staring at you? Sounds like you need Twinkle Tush!
Roy Tries to Feed a Cute Bunny Who is Up for Adoption [VIDEO]
You've likely heard me make mention of my bunnies while listening to the Morning Waking Crew. They're great pets, bunnies are, and Williamena is particularly snuggly.
Stephen Colbert Talks Pluto and Eats Ice Cream with Neil deGrasse Tyson [VIDEO]
Stephen Colbert has an uncanny knack for making whatever topic he is talking about funny. Take for instance, the new pictures of Pluto being sent by NASA's satellite New Horizons-- amazing and sciency and all, Stephen makes it funny.