This happened in Maryland on Wednesday morning. The lesson here is... If you're going to rob a bank, bring a plastic bag, a box, Tupperware or something to put the cash in. This guy didn't. He's Robert C. Williams and while allegedly attempting to rob a PNC bank branch, he tried to carry out about 20 grand in cash in his arms. When he drops it he grabs somebody's umbrella that was left in the corner.

Much like the Penguin in Gotham City, he actually gets away with the cash and leads the police on a bit of a chase before being captured. The bandage on his head in the mug shot? Between the bank exit and his getaway car, he slipped and fell on the ice. This Winter has been rough on everybody!