Celebrate Today’s Four Fake Holidays
Why let this just be another Wednesday on the calendar? Celebrate something like National Teflon Day, one of four holidays of questionable merit to enjoy on April 6th.
NATIONAL TEFLON DAY
Why National Teflon Day? It was on this day in 1938 that Teflon was introduced to the world. Fry some eggs in honor of your favorite synthetic fluoropolymer! The clean up will be a heck of a lot faster than those scrubby days of yore.
NATIONAL TWINKIE DAY
Remember when Hostess went belly up back in 2012 and the future of the Twinkie appeared in doubt? A world without these phallic creme filled rods of sponge cake is a world I want no part of. We caight a glimpse of what that would be like and that is why we must celebrate. To Twinkies!
NATIONAL WALKING DAY
You know a society has devolved when we need to create a holiday based on the merits of an evolutionary trait that allowed us to survive as a species. Consider walking to the store to pick up a box of Twinkies, it'll be a two for one holiday celebration.
NATIONAL SORRY CHARLIE DAY
Described by NationalDayCalendar.com as a day to celebrate being positive in the face of rejection, much like Charlie the Tuna from the old StarKist commercials. Don't think about how Charlie was actively lobbying to be chopped to bits, canned and consumed as food. Should we really be apologizing to Charlie?
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