It's Fair Season. And while it's fun to go look at the baby cows, the latest farm equipment, ride the scariest thrill ride, and win a big stuffed animal on the Midway...the truth is most of us go for the outrageous fair food.

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The Texas State Fair is famous for being the birthplace of some of the most insane food creations in the world. They just released the list of some of the new things that will be on sale when it opens on September 29th.

How'd you like to chew on some beer battered beef jerky? Or a deep-fried breakfast cupcake? If you're feeling a little under the weather, chicken soup is supposed to cure what ails you. But I'm not sure deep-fried chicken noodle soup on a stick is what the doctor had in mind. However, if a funnel cake bacon queso burger is wrong...I don't wanna be right. And then wash it all down with an Oreo beer.

Aaaaah fair food. I guess I'll make my cardiologist my emergency contact.