Hallelujah! My prayers have been answered. Just in time for Thanksgiving, Stove Top stuffing is selling Thanksgiving Dinner Pants.  They've got a big expandable waistband, and look like maternity pants. But they're not for people who are pregnant...just stuffing their face.

Who wouldn't love a pair of these? Heck, I might buy a pair for every member of my family.  Now I can finally retire my Thanksgiving sweatpants with the pilgrims and turkeys all over them.

They're selling them at ThanksgivingDinnerPants.com for $20 with free shipping.