Man Claims To Be A Vampire And Assaults Grocery Store Employee In Concord NH

When we read headlines like these you can't help but exclaim out loud to no one in particular, "WHAAATTTT?"

According to WMUR, 21 year old Jacob May approached a worker at a Concord NH supermarket as she was tossing some boxes in the dumpster outside.

Police say May asked the worker if she needed help and said to her "Touch me, I can save you". The worker fell before she could run inside to get help and May then wrapped his arms around her.

A male co worker tried to intervene and May then threw a punch at him initiating a fight. When the police arrive May told them he was a "vampire, a ghost rider, Jack Sparrow from ’Pirates of the Caribbean,’ Mr. Miyagi from ’The Karate Kid’ and a leader of a band.”

I don't mean to be judgemental, but WOWZAS!

May was charged with burglary and simple assault. He is due in court Tuesday.