For better or worse, I've been eating Pop-Tarts for most of my life. I've always been a simple man. Give me a frosted brown sugar and cinnamon, and I'm happy. But these new flavors may change all of that.

According to Thrillist, there are three new flavors of Pop-Tarts about to hit the shelves...and they're filled with one of my all-time favorite candies; Jolly Ranchers! Get ready for watermelon, cherry, and green apple.

If you throw in an afternoon snack of those new Oreos I mentioned last week, and wash it all down with that new spicy Pepsi...you'll be your dentist's favorite patient.