Proof that Bigfoot is in NH and Eats Seafood [VIDEO]

A 35 year old male sasquatch with a limp and a taste for crab is roaming New Hampshire. Based on the evidence, there really is no other reasonable explanation. 

YouTube user synapse31313 doesn't specify where he is, perhaps for Bigfoot's safety or for your own. More likely, he didn't get around to it on account of it getting "too squatchy."

See the evidence for yourself and be careful at the beaches this weekend!

EDIT: Please, my inbox is blowing up. Yes, of course I understand this is in jest!