Think these drinks will be appropriate enough for all of those New Hampshire prudes who were offended by racy drink names?

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My opinion has always been that if you are offended by something either ignore it or get over it.

That is why I found it incredibly silly that New Hampshire pulled hundreds of copies of The Bartender's Black Book because they had some some sexually explicit and derogatory drinks. The offending names include:

  • Get Laid
  • Gangbanger
  • G-string
  • Sex On The Beach
  • Panty Dropper
  • Sperm Bank
  • Stripper Mom

Personally I think these names are hilarious and anyone offended by them should go and do what the third drink in the list suggests. Also, I don't know what's in the "G-string" cocktail, but I sure would like to find out now.

You know who can legally drink alcohol? Adults. You know who should know by now that the world is full of things they may not approve of? Adults.

This is the Live Free or Die state people, not the Live Free-But-Don't-Have-Too-Much-Fun-Because-Somebody-Might-Get-Offended state. With that in mind, here are some politically correct cocktails all of you prudes who wrinkled their noses at the naughty names in bartending guides.

8 Politically Correct Cocktails for New Hampshire Prudes

1. The Sexless Marriage

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2. Spanx

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3. Only to Procreate

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4. Not Tonight

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5. Adopting Yet Another Cat

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6. Sitting in a Corner at the Party

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7. Netflix Night

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8. Busybody

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