All men are scum. It's OK, I can say that... I'm a guy. On the surface, many men would deny it. But deep down, we know it's true on at least some level. The phrase "all men are scum" is one that I taught my daughter from very early on in life. Over the years I've embarrased her (I'm a dad, it's my job), frightened a boy or two, and along the way gave them all nicknames. Girls, the last thing you want is a dad who knows how to be funny.

The second to last thing you want is this guy... A software engineer by trade who also happens to be an improv artist, a poet and obviously... A dad.