A Seattle butcher comes up with a great marketing idea and horrible cuisine all at once. I wonder what a New England butcher could have done? Before we get to that, we're talking a sausage stuffed with Seattle Seahawk running back Marshawn Lynch's favorite candy-- which is Skittles. A sausage stuffed with Skittles. Taste the Rainbow indeed. So it got me thinking, what sausage candy fillings would be in a Patriots sausage?

Tom Brady: Fifth Avenue

Julian Edelman: Cake Batter Supreme Smoothie

LeGarrette Blount: Gobstoppers

Aqib Talib: Take 5

Danny Amendola: Butterfingers

Bill Belichick: Sour Patch Kids

Vince Wilfork: More sausage. Lots and lots more sausage.

 

Oh, here's your Skittles Sausage...