Is There Candy in This Sausage? [VIDEO]
A Seattle butcher comes up with a great marketing idea and horrible cuisine all at once. I wonder what a New England butcher could have done? Before we get to that, we’re talking a sausage stuffed with Seattle Seahawk running back Marshawn Lynch’s favorite candy– which is Skittles. A sausage stuffed with Skittles. Taste the Rainbow indeed. So it got me thinking, what sausage candy fillings would be in a Patriots sausage?
Tom Brady: Fifth Avenue
Julian Edelman: Cake Batter Supreme Smoothie
LeGarrette Blount: Gobstoppers
Aqib Talib: Take 5
Danny Amendola: Butterfingers
Bill Belichick: Sour Patch Kids
Vince Wilfork: More sausage. Lots and lots more sausage.
Oh, here’s your Skittles Sausage…