Snow Storm After Party

How To Tell If There's Just Been A Major Snow Storm In New England...

There's just been a major snow storm if... You've seen so many plow attachments on vehicles that you can now tell the brand of plow just by the plow's color.

There's just been a major snow storm if... The snow shovel is still dripping.

There's just been a major snow storm if... The snow banks in the mall parking lot are large enough to warrant having a tiny weather observatory on top of them.

There's just been a major snow storm if... You see the state plows on the highway 2 days after the storm pushing the snow banks back... Like they know something that you don't.

There's just been a major snow storm if... You know the plow truck drivers in front of you are just doing their jobs, but it still feels like they're screwing with you.

There's just been a major snow storm if... Your vehicle now has a two-tone paint job... Whatever color it was when you bought it, and "salt".

There's just been a major snow storm if... The moment you see any text moving across the bottom of the TV screen on any channel you assume it's more school closings.

There's just been a major snow storm if... You only kind of know where the lines on the road are.

There's just been a major snow storm if... Some jerk on a web site is writing a blog about there just having been a major snow storm!