Is a burrito a sandwich or not? If you didn't know, this was actually a huge debate in Massachusetts that went to trial, yes it went to court, in 2006.
Growing up I used to watch Unsolved Mysteries every week and wish I could help them catch a criminal.
I used to wonder what I'd do if I ran into 7-Eleven for a soda, and spotted a criminal just standing next to the microwave nuking a burrito and sucking on a Big Gulp...