I'm all for harmless practical jokes, but when you slash a can of Diet Dr. Pepper and think you can get away with it?  Well, my friend...it's on!

DDP attacked by a knife
THIS IS WHAT WAS WAITING FOR ME AT MY DESK THIS MORNING. NO ONE MESSES WITH MY DIET DR PEPPER AND GETS AWAY WITH IT
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Here's the backstory.  My favorite soda is Diet Dr. Pepper and Aaron is in charge of beverage maintenance at the radio station.  Aaron not only refills the soda machine, but he also keeps everyone heavily caffeinated by making sure our coffee supplies are well stocked.  Well, when Aaron takes a few days off, things go to hell in a handbasket because those duties are delegated to our Digital Media guru, Danny.

You see, Danny is a young, handsome, charming redhead who thinks his 'you know what don't stink!'  That doesn't mean he can be lax in the beverage replacement department. And it certainly doesn't mean he can mangle and stab an innocent can of Diet Dr. Pepper.
I did get a small sip of revenge this morning when I cracked open his favorite soda, Coke Zero. Personally, I don't like Coke Zero, but I guzzled down the entire can out of spite. And, I'm only getting started. Watch out Ginger, it's on.

Coke Zero
POOR DANNY WON'T HAVE A SODA WITH HIS LUNCH TODAY
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zero crushed
I CRUSHED IT WITH MY BEAR HAND!
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coke sneaker
THIS IS WHERE COKE ZERO BELONGS...SUCK IT DK
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