The latest, and hopefully the last, great internet debate of 2017 happens to be about a breakfast afterthought...toast. Really? People are online debating about how to slice  toast. Well, I guess it beats arguing about Donald Trump.

The three choices are: diagonal, vertical, and horizontal. Most people on Twitter seemed to favor diagonal as the only civilized way to slice a piece of toast. But there was sufficient argument for vertical. Horizontal on the other hand seemed just a little unhinged for most.

Here's what WOKQ Big Breakfast listeners had to say: