Call me The Grinch, or even Scrooge McDuck...but unless it's Elvis singing Blue Christmas...I don't care if I ever hear a Christmas song again for as long as I live! And the only reason I love Blue Christmas is because it's Elvis! I may dislike Christmas music, but I'm not a heathen!

I know. I know. It's the holiday season, and I'm supposed to sip eggnog by the fireplace while Bing Crosby croons White Christmas and It's a Wonderful Life plays non-stop on my TV, but I just don't like Christmas music.

In the name of transparency, I used to love it. When I was a kid my mom would put all of her favorite holiday albums on and we'd decorate the tree, bake cookies, and make our Christmas list for Santa. But then six years ago I worked at radio station that started playing Christmas music around the clock on Veterans Day...and didn't stop until New Year's Day. I swear they don't even torture enemies of the state that severely.

Here's the Christmas songs people in New Hampshire hate the most...