Twitter is Swarming with Dad Jokes with the Hashtag #MarchDadness and it is Wonderful
— UNCOMMEN (@UNCOMMENapp) March 23, 2016
I always thought my dad was the king of all dad jokes. That was before I looked on twitter and saw #MarchDadness is trending and there are some other dads out there with pretty solid material.
My dad’s top two jokes are both used in a restaurant scenario. If you order chicken fingers he will say “But how are the chickens supposed to point?” or if there are twin lobsters on the menu he will say “Twin Lobsters!” I bet they aren’t even related!” (EYE ROLL EMOJI)
— Empress Kage (@swissmistress) March 15, 2017
When I say "Hi dad." He always just says "no, just tired." #MarchDadness
— jenny (@JennyVanderford) March 15, 2017
"Have you heard about the new corduroy pillow?"
"It's making headlines!"#marchdadness
— Jacob Hoffman (@jacobbocce72) March 15, 2017
When the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he says,'No, just leave it in the carton!"#marchdadness
— Ricky Reyes (@ricky_reyes35) March 15, 2017
Every time I go to the dentist my dad says 'be true to your teeth and they'll never be false to you!' #MarchDadness
— Claudia Riedy (@ClaudiaRiedy) March 15, 2017
One time, his fortune cookie told him to embrace his mistakes. Next thing I know, he leans over and hugs me. #MarchDadness
— peyton (@peytonism) March 15, 2017
Oh man they are so bad they are good! Does your dad have any high quality dad jokes?! Leave them in the comments section and happy #MarchDadness.