For a brief and shining moment, I shared the spotlight with Sergeant Marn Speidel in a (locally) viral video promoting being hands free in New Hampshire. You may have seen it. Well, this hands free video is far creepier and way more awkward And I kind of love it.

This comes to us from New Zealand. Really, saying anything else about it would probably do it a disservice so best to just watch. It's genius.