Why Isn’t This A Viagra Commercial? [VIDEO]

We've all seen them by now. Those commercials that proclaim "this is the age of knowing what you're made of."  Then they show some guy solving a problem in a unique or cool way. Best one is the guy who gets his pick-up and horse trailer stuck in the mud and uses the horses to pull the truck out. What do you do if your truck hauling an excavator runs out of fuel? Hey, the excavator will still start and the gas station isn't too far away!