NASA says there is ANOTHER zodiac sign so everyone's life has been a lie! You've been reading the wrong horoscope since you started reading them.

It's new to me, but I guess we've known about this for some time now, like millions of years. The "new" zodiac sign is Ophiuchus and it's dates are November 29 – December 17.

So, how does that impact me?  I went from being a Libra, to solidly Virgo.  This isn't me! Virgo: Those born under this sign are forever the butt of jokes for being so picky and critical (and they can be), but their 'attention to detail' is for a reason: to help others.  Me, picky?!  Ha!

I'm no longer tied to the scales, I no longer have to weigh both sides of an issue.  I'm different than before. At least I "think" I am.

Ophiuchus' sign is a man holding a snake called a Serpentarius (that’s the man’s name, not the snake’s) and people born under it seek peace and harmony, are poetic and inventive and have thirsts for knowledge but also secret enemies in their close circle.

So, what's your NEW horoscope?  How does this change things for you?  Like this:

•Capricorn: Jan 20 – Feb 16
•Aquarius: Feb 16 – March 11
•Pisces: March 11 – April 18
•Aries: April 18 – May 13
•Taurus: May 13 – June 21
•Gemini: June 21 – July 20
•Cancer: July 20 – August 10
•Leo: August 10 – September 16
•Virgo: September 16 – October 14
•Libra: October 14 – November 23
•Scorpio: November 23 – November 29
•Ophiuchus: November 29 – December 17
•Sagittarius: December 17 – January 20

You may now read the paper differently, if you choose to.  Enjoy the new you.