drunk-driving

This little jingle has been stuck in my head since I read about it.

Sunday morning coming down took a reckless turn for one Hinsdale man.

The driver of a truck responsible for the loss of seven lives was stopped on suspicion of drunken driving last month and in 2013.

Police in New Hampshire chased the driver, who holds five prior convictions for driving under the influence, from Wakefield to Dover Wednesday.

You HAVE to be drunk to think this plan would work.

The most common internet joke about this arrest is that he had "too much rum cake."

I probably shouldn't say this... But the Ad Council is lame.