movie etiquette

Dear Rude Movie Patron…
Dear Rude Movie Patron…
Dear Rude Movie Patron…
If you arrived late to the 7:30pm showing of The Hobbit in Newington on Saturday and insisted on sitting in the center of the aisle requiring people to move-- during the film-- to accommodate your tardy, cell phone abusing, and wrapper crinkling inconsiderate self; I'd like to have a word with you.