Providence

ICYMI, Michael Townsend managed to build a secret condo in the walls of the Providence Place Mall in 2003 and lived there for four years.

Believe it or not, spooky season is right around the corner...

Providence is home to the oldest indoor shopping mall in America, and you can live there.

You're thinking it will be somewhere in Vermont, right? It's gotta be Vermont. No, not Vermont. Seriously, not Vermont?