Walmart

Believe it or not, almost every American shopper has spent money at one of these three retailers.

You'll now be able to order your groceries online and pick them up at the Epping Wal-Mart without ever getting out of your vehicle.

Watch as this Walmart employee riffs as both Scooby Doo and Shaggy while ringing up a customer. You'll also want to pay particular attention to his coworker Mark, who seems amusingly down on life for his half second of screen time.

Sometimes you just have to assume you're not getting the whole story because it is just too weird to believe otherwise.

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