Driving a Fancy Car Does NOT Give You Two Spots

For the initial installment of what I hope to be a weekly rage-infused rant, I thought I'd take on motorists who believe just because they drive an expensive vehicle, they deserve two parking spots instead of one.  

It drives me nuts (pun, intended) when I see this. Just the other day, I was coming out of a local grocery store, when I noticed a luxury SUV taking up two parking spots right in front of the store. I was in shock with what I saw so much so, I didn't even think to snap video with my phone. My rage revolves around the following issues:

1.  Unless you're driving two vehicles, you only get one parking space, buddy. If you're that much of a tool that you need to show off your wealth with a luxury automobile, then you surely make enough money to have any scratches, dents and dings fixed up.

(Not that I'm condoning ramming a shopping cart into your precious baby!) 

The rest of us roll the dice on a daily basis as to whether we're gonna get a shopping cart to our grill, why not you?

2.  When I looked at you climbing up into your gas guzzler, I noticed you were a man well under the AARP minimum age requirement. You actually reminded me a bit of Ashton Kutcher.

As I stared at you in judgement, I noticed you were an able-bodied, good looking, well dressed man, who appeared as if you worked out. Why on God's green earth would you feel the need to park in the closest spots to the store's entrance? If you had the pressing need to show off your wealth and status by taking two parking spots, why not park at the end of the lot where there is usually plenty of open spaces.

I'm all for making a good living and rewarding yourself, but there is a part of me that hopes you're drowning in debt for being such a jacka**.

This concludes Chapter 1 in my rage-infused rant - until next time...