NH Robbers Apparently Replacing Ski Masks with Fake Beards

A New Hampshire criminal seems to think that an impressive beard will lower his chances of being caught.

Why opt for a ski mask which are on finally discount everywhere in New England when a fantastically awesome fake beard will do the trick (aside from, y'know, covering most of your face)?

A robber wore a fake beard while robbing a Citizens Bank on South Willow Street in Manchester on Monday, according to CBS.

The suspect claimed he had a weapon, but none was shown before he fled on foot from the robbery. He is described as "6' to 6' 2" tall and wearing a 'fake' red beard. He has blondish hair and also wore a gray beanie-style hat, a gray sweater and black pants."

Honestly, with all the focus on the fake beard (or is it) are we overlooking the magic that is the hat he is rocking? Where does one even find one of those? Did he knock off a vintage clothing and novelty gift shop earlier in the day? These are questions that need answers!