The Celtics scored a franchise low, and frankly unfathomable, seven points in the first quarter of last night's game. The outcome was pretty much decided by that point. That's what makes Pizza Girl and Crotch Hawk so special.

Oh sure, watching couples oddly decide how and whether to smooch for the Kiss Cam is standard arena fare. Drop a couple of slices of pizza into the mix, well, now you've got something. Sure, it was probably staged but I love it still.

In lieu of any Celtics highlights (hint: there weren't any), how about we share the Atlanta Hawks mascot taking a stroll along the railing? Oh, you know what's going to happen, Just wait for it.