We'll build a wall along our border with Vermont and make them pay for it! Tourists from Massachusetts and points south will have to clear customs at our combination liquor store / check points. We'll annex Kittery just because!

Hate the United Sates so much that you don't want to be a part of it anymore? Good news, there are about a dozen people as loony as you are. Nothing will come of it, of course- just some people holding signs with empty slogans yelling liberty or something.

Or maybe, against all odds it will all come to pass and then some. Bedford will secede from New Hampshire and become a wealthy libertarian enclave where only BMW's are allowed on the privately owned roads. Portsmouth will be a socialist city state providing universal mustache waxing for all! Seabrook will have nuclear weapons and a huge cache of fireworks. It'll be a new world order.