Mouth Watering Wings and LOLs: The Hidden Bathroom Humor at Smoked Portland in Maine

If you haven’t hit up Smoked Portland on Forest Avenue in Portland, Maine, yet, you're missing out on a wild ride for your taste buds.

We're talking wings and tenders that could make you cry tears of joy—tossed in sauces like their signature house blend, salt and vinegar dry rub (because yes, your wings can taste like chips now), Thai chili, and more.

Then there are the killer burgers, tacos, signature cocktails, and a draft beer list that goes on forever, including 99-cent drafts during all NFL games.

And it’s not just the food that’s a vibe.

Smoked Portland delivers on atmosphere—even in the restrooms. Normally, restaurant bathroom decor doesn’t go beyond a few basic pieces of art or some dusty sports memorabilia, but Smoked is in a league of its own here.

Think laugh-out-loud photos that might make you do a double-take while you’re washing your hands.

Now, before we go any further, let’s clear something up: I did not just stroll into the ladies’ room to take pictures of the decor. I asked a friend to grab the snaps, so don’t go picturing me barging in with my phone and saying, “Excuse me, just need to capture this decor here real quick.”

If you’re like me, you’re going to have a tough time not cracking up at the bathroom decor at Smoked. These wall hangings may spark conversations you weren’t planning on—mid-bathroom break.

For anyone who needs a light-hearted nudge to wash their hands, Smoked has you covered. I have to say I think my favorites would be these epic scenes Dumb and Dumber and Bridesmaids.