Would your favorite UNH football player rather be a ninja or a pirate? Erm, we'll get to that in a moment. First, I want you to be aware that UNH opens the home portion of its schedule at 3:30 tomorrow against the Lehigh Mountain Hawks. The Wildcats struggled late in their season opener in Toledo, ultimately falling 54-20 (a team, it should be noted, a level higher up). The 'Cats look to get on track at Cowell Stadium where, according to unhwildcats.com, they've won 15 of their last 16 including a 6-0 record last season.

Tickets are available and you should go, mmkay? And check out these two clips-- the first introduces you to this year's team and covers the aforementioned topic "would you rather be a pirate or a ninja." In the second clip, from 2012,  you'll learn about how gameday works and end up craving a hot dog ... even at 9am.