Portland, Maine PD Have Something To Say About White Claw Hard Seltzer

Dudebros all across Northern New England had their dreams crushed when they were told that their favorite catchphrase doesn't make any sense. Apparently, the catchphrase of the Summer has been "Aint no laws when you're drinking claws", 'claws' referring to the delicious hard seltzer White Claws. Portland Police Department stepped in to clear up any confusion:

There you have it. Though a White Claw goes down easier than a sippy cup full of Apple Juice for a baby, it is indeed an alcoholic beverage. When consuming them, drink responsibly and don't act a fool.

If you haven't tried them, I highly recommend the Ruby Red Grapefruit flavor. It's my fav.