World’s Best Beer Quotes

Coming soon, you'll have a chance to enjoy over 100 beers at our next American On Tap event, so let's recall some of the wisest things ever said about beer.

American on Tap happens on Saturday June 27th at the Raitt Farm in Eliot Maine. From 3 to 6 pm you can try delicious food and enjoy live music as you check out the best in beer.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. -Benjamin Franklin-

For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King. -William Shakespeare-

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. -Frank Zappa-

He was a wise man who invented beer. -Plato-

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. -Dave Barry-

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, That's as good as they're going to feel all day. -Frank Sinatra-

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. -Ernest Hemingway-

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. -Ernest Hemingway-

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. -Dean Martin-

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. -W.C. Fields-

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen. -W.C. Fields-