Krissy

This... this is exactly why people say they're terrified of the ocean. One day you're sunbathing and walking the shore line with your family, the next you're running into a 5 foot wide, lion's mane jellyfish lurking a bit too close for comfort.

Yes, and it's truthfully insane to hear a perfect 10 come out of the most stubborn, hard to please man's mouth. Congrats to Monte's Pizza out in Lynn, Massachusetts for breaking through the Portnoy pizza wall.

Starting today, June 10, 2025 you can get excited about Payson Park's new summer concert series starting up! This is one of the cute things Maine does without being asked because we're awesome and it's totally FREE!

Why do tourists make me so angry? I'm not even sure if angry is the right word here, irritated maybe? Either way they're definitely more annoying on more days than not in the old port and there's only one really big reason why.

Once summertime hits here, Maine beats out any state in the summer, but that's the exact reason our 'Vacationland' slogan isn't 1000 percent accurate in my opinion. Here's some more accurate ones that are brutal but honest.

There's been multiple pizzerias Dave's put on the map and given massive amounts of business too yet the owner wouldn't want it. Remember the infamous Dragon Pizza review in Somerville, Mass? That didn't go well for anyone.

Don't you hate it when that happens? When A place you love to go to with your buds just shuts down and you find out the hard way? Jameson Tavern in Freeport, Maine was gone too soon my dudes.

Bobbles & Lace is one of those shops I'd consistently drive past on a daily basis and say to myself "one day I'll get in there" (we all know that feeling). Well, I finally made it in there and I'm kicking myself for not doing it sooner. Look at this:

The best part of Portland (in my opinion) is the gorgeous ocean views that seemingly take next to no effort to look as beautiful as they do. Is there really anything better than discovering a beautiful new lookout to spend some alone time at? See if you've been to these 3 yet.

It was also hilarious when this man decided to take a little trek to Portland, Maine for his infamous One Bite Reviews & I almost lost it when I saw on the gram that he reviewed my favorite za place. However...he wasn't as thrilled as I was to grab a slice from Slab Sicilian Street Food in Portland, Maine.

When I went in for a little mental health romp the other day, the sales did not mirror what you'd think a final "blowout sale" would mirror. Here's why.

It's like that feeling of waking up from a bad night mare where you have to go walk over to the mirror and make sure you still have all your teeth. That's how I felt the day I found out that Ohno Cafe' was closing. Criminal behavior guys.

Are you ever just walking, minding your own business until you have an intrusive thought out of the blue that makes you spark a realization? That's how suddenly realized that I haven't seen Halstead's Chicago Style Eats truck drivin' around serving Portland in quite some time.

Maine doesn't breed the type of people that only confine themselves to a chain craft store when there's just so many other locally owned, craft-like shops to support instead. Here's (in my opinion) a couple of the best ones you should check out like Pinecone and Chickadee in Portland.

If your family dynamic is anything like mine, then you love to go out to brunch for Easter Sunday. Here's a list of the best and most delicious restaurants and bars that will be open this year. Starting with my favorite place in the world; Scales Restaurant in Portland, Maine.

We're all very well aware that Maine has had its' fair share of restaurant turnover, but that's not the reason you're here right now. We're taking the nostalgic route and reminiscing on the best restaurants in Portland that were taken from us too soon.