Christopher Watson of Dublin, NH found a cordless phone laying on the side of Hancock Road and wants to return it to the rightful owner. If you're turning your house over wondering where in the heck your telephone went, perhaps he can help. 

To clarify, this is a landline: you see, kids, some people still use phones that don't work when you leave the house and are incapable of searching the internet or even texting. Not only that, the whole family shares the one phone. Crazy right!? This technology is even older than flip-phones and some people still use use them!

If this semi-functional antique belongs to you, send Christopher a telegram indicating when and where you'd like to arrange a time to pick it up.