Keene, New Hampshire, Woman Arrested for Contaminating Local Business’s Items with her Urine

As someone so aptly put it on the New Hampshire Subreddit group

"Civilization is done. It was fun while it lasted"

This was in response to the story circulating that a 23-year-old woman from Keene, New Hampshire, was arrested after police say she contaminated food at Monadnock Food Co-op in Keene with her urine. How did authorities find out? She posted videos of her committing these crimes on social media! It's like she wanted to be caught!

The 23-year-old has been identified as Kelli Tedford and has been charged with felony criminal mischief, according to WMUR.

Keene police reported they found similar videos dating back to 2021 of Tedford contaminating items and surfaces with her urine in Keene and surrounding towns. Someone who goes by the name Burger-King-Covid on Reddit claimed he was familiar with her work. The user said that she would urinate on the floor at local bars, restaurants, and gyms and brag to everyone about getting blacklisted from those places.

In response to the investigation the local grocery store immediately issued a recall for the affected items which were from their bulk department:

• Organic Red Quinoa PLU 364
• Organic White Quinoa PLU 301
• Organic Tri-Color Quinoa PLU 312
• Organic Cornmeal PLU 308
• Organic Polenta PLU 310
• Organic Coconut Shreds PLU 403
• Raw Walnuts PLU 160

WMUR stated that Monadnock Food Co-op lost about $1,500 in destroyed merchandise and cleaning costs.

This story brings up a lot of feelings but the over arching theme is sympathy for the hardworking folks at Monadnock Food Co-op that had to lose money and deal with the aftermath of this bizarre behavior.

This young lady is 100% responsible for her actions. However, it makes you think about her followers and the content that they crave. From my understanding, content creators for OnlyFans (which is where she was posting this content) make money based on how many subscribers they have. You have to think she's receiving some kind of positive feedback from her subscribers to continue producing this kind of content. I'm not here to kink shame but once you start violating the health and safety of others, that is where the problem lies.

WMUR states Tedford was released on personal recognizance bail and is scheduled to appear at the 8th Circuit Court in Keene for arraignment on April 7.

It appears Tedford's OnlyFans has since been deactivated.