We have had enough drama for an entire Patriots season and they have only played one game! The Patriots signed the controversial Antonio Brown a few hours after the Raiders released him. Now Brown is being accused of three incidents of sexual assault in 2017 and 2018 by a woman who worked as his trainer. And let's sprinkle in some cuteness, shall we? The Patriots hired a five and a half-year-old Collie/Husky mix to chase geese and keep the Patriots field clean and pristine. He's a geese receiver if you will.

Maybe you are loving all of this drama. Or maybe you just want the football players to stick to what they're good at and play the damn game. Either way, I think we can all agree that we are fired up for football season. I see the Pats bringing home another Lombardi trophy. We should probably call and make sure the duck boats are available for the second week in February...

Here is our brand-spankin' new Chio and Kira Patriots remix to the tune of Old Town Road. It may be our best one yet:

LETS GOOOO!!!!!!!!