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A man from Blue Hill, Maine is looking for a companion for his female duck, who he thinks is lonesome after her mate died, according to UPI. The man's name is Chris Morris, and duck's name is Yellow Duck. Her partner and another duck were reportedly killed by a bobcat last month. Morris posted a personal "Duck Seeking Duck" ad on a neighborhood bulletin board, and someone else snapped a picture of it. That photo went viral, and has led to at least one "date," as per UPI. A farmer who has several male ducks saw the flyer and contacted Morris. The two people are making plans for the ducks to meet.

Perhaps Yellow Duck will find another soul mate among these male ducks… and live happily ever after.