The new Jurassic Park comes out next week with its multimillion dollar budget and CGI effects, but it will pale in comparison to a mutant hamster tearing through the city.
Have you seen the new Godzilla trailer? It is so freakin' awesome! Especially good news, because there hasn't been a good Godzilla movie made in my lifetime-- and what a shame that is. Godzilla deserves better. In fact, I think he's particularly angry about the wholly disappointing 1998 movie that bore his name. Watch him express that rage...