The Top 10 Worst Christmas Songs According To WOKQ Listeners
We asked and you told us! The following songs don't exactly fill our listeners with holiday cheer. In fact, they make them want to claw their eyeballs out. Falalalala!
"All I Want For Chrismas Is You"
Though it is the top downloaded song of any holiday song (3.2 million downloads to be exact) our listeners don't find it to be pleasant to the eardrums.
"Domenick the Donkey"
What is he hee hawing about anyway!? One of our listeners called in and said according to Italian culture the donkey brings children their Chrismas presents. The more you know!
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Squeaky chipmunk voices singing about Chrismas...endearing or irritating? Maybe a little of both.
Even Beatles enthusiasts can't stand this one!
Love you, Madonna but I am going to have to agree with the masses. This one is annoying.
"Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"
Elmo & Patsy
What an unfortunate fate for Grandma and an unfortunate song as well.
"I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas"
When you are a little kid with a lisp it's cute to ask for your two front teeth for Christmas. But a hippopotamus seems kind of unreasonable.
"Little Drummer Boy"
The Harry Simeone Chorale
This song is repetitive and lasts about three minutes too long. (the song is about three minutes long)
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause"
The Jackson 5
I hope mommy can afford to put her kid through therapy after this debacle.
I've always liked this one! But in excess I can see it making me blue. (see what I did there?)
So I guess we have learned today that Christmas songs and eggnog have a lot in common. They are both festive and delcious in moderation but an overdose of either will result in vomit.