The 2015 C7 Corvette Stingray has something called a valet mode. Clearly, they fully expected this to happen.

A California resident, let's assume wealthy man insecure about his manhood, had a valet park his new ride. Fearing a Ferris Bueller like moment, he enabled the car's valet mode: because when a car this sweet to drive, the manufacturer is smart enough to build in a security system for the very purpose of busting valets.

And valet dude, if you're going to lose your job at least leave the garage!

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