Morrison's, a London grocery chain, has started a war on Christmas music. Well, what could only loosely be called Christmas music. Surprisingly, no Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer on this list (maybe never made it onto British playlists to begin with) but there are surely some that you'll be nodding your head in agreement with.

The Christmas Song - Alvin and the Chipmunks

No surprise here. This is one of those songs you love to hate or just hate. Or maybe you're okay with hearing it once a year but please not a single time more than that.

I’m The Christmas Queen - Miss Piggy

I would consider myself a pretty avid fan of The Muppets and I don't recall seeing this one before. I guess I wasn't missing much.

 

The Christmas Song - David Hasselhoff

Anything post-80s featuring The Hoff probably should be avoided. Well, other than drunken Hoff eating a hamburger on the bathroom floor-- that's worth checking out.

 

Christmas Wrapping - The Spice Girls

What did Santa say to The Spice Girls? Tell me what you want, what you really, really want! They may have asked for a zigazig ah but the rest of say no more of this song.

 

Oh Holy Night - Celine Dion

Must admit to being a little surprised by this one. This is the only one that doesn't strike me as a novelty song. It isn't one you'd want to stick grocery shelves to either though,

 

Please Daddy (Don’t Get Drunk This Christmas) - John Denver

The song that's so bad that it's good, but not so good you'd want it on your holiday playlist. Love that the YouTube video just cuts back and forth between a burning fire and a Christmas Tree.

 

Christmas Tree - Lady Gaga

This is a terrible song. I could see it working for all of three seconds as part of a Target ad or something but anything more than that? No. I bailed after twenty five seconds.

 

Christmas Conga - Cyndi Lauper

This isn't her best, sure, but if these are the most annoying songs they can come up with I'll happily trade NewSong's Christmas Shoes monstrosity for this.

 

Santa Baby - Madonna

No matter who performs this one, it's annoying. As if that wasn't enough, it gets stuck in your head so your inner voice does that stupid baby talk thing. Great, it's doing it now.

 

So those are the songs banned by a grocery store chain in London. Now that they've got the ball rolling, let us know what songs you've banned from your Christmas playlist!