Just as the ocean is an endless body of water, the internet is perpetually filled with cat videos. But no more! This little hamster wants nothing to do with the ridiculous concept of exercising by running inside a little wheel and going nowhere.

Just as humans discover new ways to exercise all the time, I imagine there is a tiny hamster, wearing tiny yoga pants and selling videos of the newest hamster exercise craze. Just lie on your back and spin that wheel. You're still burning your little hamster calories but you look much cooler.