All it takes is a few rounds from your Henry rifle and you've got yourself a Jack-o-Lantern without having to scoop all the guts out onto a newspaper. Because what kind of self respecting redneck would have one of those around anyhow?
Leaves on the ground, check! Trick or treat candy in stores, check! But do you have a pumpkin on your doorstep and how good a job did you do carving it up?