A baseball player was recently caught eating a Kit Kat like a sociopath. It seems we need to remind people there are rules about how you eat a Kit Kat.

More accurately, there are rules about how not to eat a Kit Kat. You don't just chomp into the thing like it is some apple. Frankly, that's just inviting a societal breakdown.

The key is that you break the pieces apart. There's one hard and fast rule and one recommendation.

  1. You're allowed to eat a maximum of two pieces at a time-- anything beyond that violates Kit Kat etiquette, aka Kit Katiquette.

  2. Nibbling the chocolate along the edges is recommended, but not required. 

It comes down to never, ever taking a massive bite through all the pieces at once. If that is your preference, they sell the Big Kat for you. Is that really so difficult to remember?

If you witness anyone doing it wrong, please share the tutorial above.Oh, and here is how I like to eat the last piece. Yeah, it gives me the crazy eyes... mmm, crispy chocolate...

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