Turns out you can store a lot of shoes when you live in a ten million dollar home.

321 Little Harbor Road at Trulia.com
321 Little Harbor Road at Trulia.com
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Never mind shoes, how about having eleven full bathrooms. Does that strike anyone as an excessive number of bathrooms even accounting for the fact that this is a wholly unattainable house? That's like one bathroom for every sports car you keep in your garage!

321 Little Harbor Road at Trulia.com
321 Little Harbor Road at Trulia.com
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Sitting on 10.6 acres, according to Trulia.com, this six bedroom listing at 321 Little Harbor Road in Portsmouth features a dock by the river, three dishwashers, three refrigerators, an elevator, pool, media room, gym and whatever else the 1% need with over 15K square feet to fill. You know, like a foyer that's larger than most homes.

321 Little Harbor Road at Trulia.com
321 Little Harbor Road at Trulia.com
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If you don't have cash, that's okay. It turns out the owner is okay with trades. Maybe that four wheeler with the blown engine you were hawking on the Telephone Flea Market this past Sunday can be a down payment on your new digs.

321 Little Harbor Road at Trulia.com
321 Little Harbor Road at Trulia.com
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You'll want to repair that ride on mower with the rusted out blade, though. You'll be spending your entire weekend mowing the lawn.

321 Little Harbor Road at Trulia.com
321 Little Harbor Road at Trulia.com
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When you get your tax refund, be sure to check to see if this listing has dropped by a couple of bucks. Maybe you could use one of the wings as a mother in law apartment to cut down on expenses-- er, never mind: not even for ten million dollars!

321 Little Harbor Road at Trulia.com
321 Little Harbor Road at Trulia.com
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See the entire listing and more photos at Trulia.com

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