This guy most definitely does not need a beer.

According to CBS, this Seabrook man crashed his Chevy Cruz through a stone wall and a granite post before colliding with a utility pole. Oh, did we mention this was in front of the  Kensington Police Department?

Members of the the Kensington Police and Fire, as well as the Hampton Falls Police Department, had to respond to the mess this dude made. Thankfully for all involved, nobody was hurt or killed by his stupid decisions.